The Politics of the Urinal
The theatre break always brings the same age old problem; how to use the bathroom and get a drink before your pretentious artistic play resumes. No doubt I enjoy the spectacle but I need a drink and a wee to get through. The ladies bathroom; a three month waiting line, the men’s bathroom; as empty as the post-modern stage set. Is it that women just take incredibly long to relieve themselves or is it that men have been provided with an easily accessible quick fix commodity to get them out of the bathroom and asap to the bar? Unfair is the soft term to describe it. Imagine all the cavas I could have drunk in that time standing in line. The problem doesn’t just end in theatres. Oh no, this endurance occurs at festivals, bars, house parties, any gathering in fact. It is not as if much exciting even occurs in these waiting lines either, perhaps you get a chance to analyse how another woman applies lipstick. There’s generally no philosophising or banter either (yeh we didn’t get time to buy a drink yet) just awkward smiles at each other as the lucky woman who just came out of the bathroom tries to figure out yet another kind of hand-dryer that didn't exist last time you came out.
Coincidently in recent years it has been claimed that Duchamp’s readymade ‘Fountain’ was in fact the original work of Baroness Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven. Pure irony that she chose the time saving urinal as an object of controversy? Could it have been that it was in fact a woman who mothered modern art through the use of the urinal instead of the much applauded Duchamp? This ladies, is a topic for our next bathroom queue.
The fatal flower is the perverted shy girl, the one you wouldn’t suspect. Under a soft exterior lies a complex being with an unyielding wildness, anchored to the earth by her humble nature and inexplicable dry humour. She is the femme of now, the modern woman who’s thoughts transcend through cultures and time.
Over the coming months let ‘La Fleur Fatale’ be your guide to the hidden insights and stories of a watchful woman’s eye navigating through the ‘European’ way of life. Struggles and mishaps ensue as life is embraced and the thorny introvert femme clammers for life’s answers. All possible subjects are covered from death to Kim Kardashian and from sisterhood to the perfect strawberry frappe.
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- The road not taken
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- Bright Light
- The Billboard
- My beautiful friend
- The Great Aznavour Admirer
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