
Inappropriate Behaviours
There’s a fine line between what makes people laugh and what is so bad you’ll burn for all eternity in Dante’s seven levels of hell. Humour means constantly being on the edge of what is right or ‘normal’ and the edge can be fallen over and you can find yourself with a black eye and broken leg, because over that edge was a ravine. Ouch. You should have stayed away. You should have kept your mouth shut, agreed with everyone and respected the person in charge. For an average person this is quite easy to do, but for someone constantly hyper aware of their social status and a weakness for the devil drink is it nigh impossible. You could either end up gaining the respect of the group for saying a witty off-the-cuff remark, but, if said with the wrong intonation or with the wrong choice of words, you’re fucked. You’ve offended everyone, they all think you’re mean and everybody goes home early, abandoning said devil drink. Oops. So how to know when you’re a comedy genius or just an asshole looking for attention? You can’t know, it’s just a matter of trial and error. People are unpredictable, hit someone in a sore spot with your joke, you’ve just lost a friend for life. Hit someone in the funny spot you’ve just made one. And laughs are like drugs, they start becoming addictive. Once you get some, it’s really really hard to stop. All you start wanting is that pearly white (or yellow) shine of a person’s smile, sarcastic grin or the best moment; a huge belly laugh. So is it worth the risk? The risk of saying the wrong thing and getting into trouble, just for the sake of a few golden seconds of someone else’s laughter? Absolutely. Yes.

Bio
The fatal flower is the perverted shy girl, the one you wouldn’t suspect. Under a soft exterior lies a complex being with an unyielding wildness, anchored to the earth by her humble nature and inexplicable dry humour. She is the femme of now, the modern woman who’s thoughts transcend through cultures and time.
Over the coming months let ‘La Fleur Fatale’ be your guide to the hidden insights and stories of a watchful woman’s eye navigating through the ‘European’ way of life. Struggles and mishaps ensue as life is embraced and the thorny introvert femme clammers for life’s answers. All possible subjects are covered from death to Kim Kardashian and from sisterhood to the perfect strawberry frappe.
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- Goodbye to all that
- The small screen
- Lipstick and stockings
- The price to pay
- Mosquitos
- Here's my number, call me maybe
- The internet
- How not to be a cunt
- Jobs for artists
- The Flirt
- Erotica
- Strange Fruits
- Your climate guilt
- Shopping Centres
- Bus Creeps
- The inconvenience of a creative mind
- The inconvenience of a creative mind
- Buxus
- Bread
- Likeability
- The Story of the Double Chin
- White on Black
- Temptation
- A fable
- Killer Heels
- You are already your mother
- Jesus died for somebodies sins, probably mine
- The Belgium Blow
- Suburbia
- The Politics of the Urinal
- Pills
- That time you found me on the bathroom floor eating a kebab
- Bewitched
- The luxury of love
- The road not taken
- How you have known me since 1857
- Bright Light
- The Billboard
- My beautiful friend
- The Great Aznavour Admirer
- How to spend your Thursday at the Hague.
- The Show Must Go On