
Buxus
The buxus, cherished garden plant of the Flemish suburbanite. The most preferred form of said shrub is shaped like a ball, imitating the wholesome character of the house’s inhabitants. Balls are generally found on the path leading up to the house like two gigantic green bosoms greeting their guests. Some more adventurous Flem’s shape their decorative plants into animals such as the swan, suggestive of the romantic era. Preferably the rest of the garden must be a sheet of grass, perfectly green and trimmed, generally attended to by robotic lawn trimmers given eccentric names after classical musicians. To include a variety of plants would cause, imbalance, imperfection and the need of a leaf blower. This is also the reason for the removal of those pesky deciduous trees. Those who wish not to bother themselves with garden maintenance opt for plastic grass and buxus, much to the same effect. The Great Buxusmot invasion of 2018 caused much tension in the suburban community, some attempted to banish the insect with chemicals whilst other, more environment conscious types picked out the buxusmot by hand, both with little or no result. It led to, however, a great rise in sales in out of city garden centres with Belgians spending millions on recovering their garden atheistic. A few buxus plants transform the Flemish home from humble concrete plainness into a Parisian palace likeness fit for the receiving of local celebrities.

Bio
The fatal flower is the perverted shy girl, the one you wouldn’t suspect. Under a soft exterior lies a complex being with an unyielding wildness, anchored to the earth by her humble nature and inexplicable dry humour. She is the femme of now, the modern woman who’s thoughts transcend through cultures and time.
Over the coming months let ‘La Fleur Fatale’ be your guide to the hidden insights and stories of a watchful woman’s eye navigating through the ‘European’ way of life. Struggles and mishaps ensue as life is embraced and the thorny introvert femme clammers for life’s answers. All possible subjects are covered from death to Kim Kardashian and from sisterhood to the perfect strawberry frappe.
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- Goodbye to all that
- The small screen
- Lipstick and stockings
- The price to pay
- Mosquitos
- Here's my number, call me maybe
- Inappropriate Behaviours
- The internet
- How not to be a cunt
- Jobs for artists
- The Flirt
- Erotica
- Strange Fruits
- Your climate guilt
- Shopping Centres
- Bus Creeps
- The inconvenience of a creative mind
- The inconvenience of a creative mind
- Bread
- Likeability
- The Story of the Double Chin
- White on Black
- Temptation
- A fable
- Killer Heels
- You are already your mother
- Jesus died for somebodies sins, probably mine
- The Belgium Blow
- Suburbia
- The Politics of the Urinal
- Pills
- That time you found me on the bathroom floor eating a kebab
- Bewitched
- The luxury of love
- The road not taken
- How you have known me since 1857
- Bright Light
- The Billboard
- My beautiful friend
- The Great Aznavour Admirer
- How to spend your Thursday at the Hague.
- The Show Must Go On