Bus Creeps

I have a super power I would like to share; the power of attracting crazies. No idea how I do it, just something special about me emanates reasons to be harassed/flirted with/spoken to. My friends advise me to stop being kind, that is not something I realise I am. I try recording myself, on video I am shocked to see that I appear as an amiable, harmless young woman with absolutely no trace of malice. I am smiling sweetly, I am demure, I have radiantly blond hair and look as if I am not wearing a ton of make up (I am though…). It is quite a shock to me, in my head I am a sassy and brutal bitch not to be messed with, cynical and painfully sarcastic, but here I am on the video proving to be perfect house wife material, someone to be approached and trusted by children and puppies. This is the big flaw; the appearance of being a doormat kind of a person. People come by, any time (usually men) and take up my precious minutes as if I have nothing else in the world to do except to be charming and lovely to them. The men I am approached by randomly I like to call a specific group, ‘bus creeps’ often because I am accosted on public transport. Do I want to give you my number? Because I’m sitting here alone on a bus looking like I need a male attendant? Or do I want to come and get coffee with you because I’m eating a sandwich on a park bench? The answer is no, no I don’t. So next time you feel like asking a random woman who’s alone personal questions, or just any questions, best thing to do is not do it, because this bitch bites (or at least thinks she does).


The fatal flower is the perverted shy girl, the one you wouldn’t suspect. Under a soft exterior lies a complex being with an unyielding wildness, anchored to the earth by her humble nature and inexplicable dry humour. She is the femme of now, the modern woman who’s thoughts transcend through cultures and time.

Over the coming months let ‘La Fleur Fatale’ be your guide to the hidden insights and stories of a watchful woman’s eye navigating through the ‘European’ way of life. Struggles and mishaps ensue as life is embraced and the thorny introvert femme clammers for life’s answers. All possible subjects are covered from death to Kim Kardashian and from sisterhood to the perfect strawberry frappe.

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